Welcome to Art's "I Can't Believe It's Not a Website," a long running joke which has probably lived past its prime (the first "I Can't Believe It's Not a Website" went up in 1998).  I have continued to use the "Ye Olde" design, but will update the content as is appropriate.  Apparently, it has not been "appropriate" for a while as my first 2009 update was completely nearly one year after the previous one.